Now, Jane's mouth, however talented it is, almost got us into a whole lot of trouble. We are in the City, and that means your neighbor is
:: Neighbor knocks loudly against the wall::
Neighbor: Fred, Jane, you two motherfucking assholes, stop with your fucking. I know you can fucking hear me. I fucking wish to have some quiet, and if the two of you you don't separate your cock and you c**t right now, I shall fucking proceed to go in there and do so manually, with a fucking rusty butterknife.
:: Now the two of us are just stuck in the position we were in like a pair of deer in a set of headlights. After about ten seconds, I speak up::
Me: Do you mean like this? ::slams into Jane::
Jane (feigning intense pleasure): Oh Fred. Your dick is so big.
Neighbor (exact quote): Jane, I do not fucking care if Fred is fucking hung like a fucking elephant, though fucking motherfucking fucking elephants would explain the fucking noise you two make when fucking.
xposted, a bit.